I've got several large balloons (mostly crystals) filled with helium tied to a chair. I sit in the chair with my hair in a ponytail and my glasses on and squeak my balloons. I take one, place it on the floor and squeak it with my bare feet. I rub my bare feet and toes on the balloon while I play with my other balloons. I knock them around roughly and squeeze them. Eventually all my pretty balloons get popped by my nails.