I get home early and discover you have been playing with balloons. I light up a cigarette and accuse you of playing with the balloons and tell you what a loser you are for liking balloons. The more I humiliate you the madder I get and I begin using my cigarette to pop the balloons. Just when you think it can't get any worse I make you hold your biggest pink balloon while I take a picture and tell you that I'm going to post it on the internet for all your friends to see. Hope playing with balloons was worth it freak.