The least you could do is not waste My time complaining about how you can't afford to pay or how you don't get paid till next week. I don't care about your excuses, I only care about your money. If you can't afford simple, small tributes or reimbursements for My coffee or lunch, what's your purpose? It's not My job to make you feel better because you're broke. I'm here to take your money and make you go broke. I'm not here to comfort your sad little loser ego, I'm here to destroy it and your wallet. So pawn off some items, pick up more shifts, or get an extra job. I'm worth the effort.

The least you could do is not waste My time complaining about how you can't afford to pay or how you don't get paid till next week. I don't care about your excuses, I only care about your money. If you can't afford simple, small tributes or reimbursements for My coffee or lunch, what's your purpose? It's not My job to make you feel better because you're broke. I'm here to take your money and make you go broke. I'm not here to comfort your sad little loser ego, I'm here to destroy it and your wallet. So pawn off some items, pick up more shifts, or get an extra job. I'm worth the effort.