Hey, did you eat my leftovers? Are you kidding me? I was so looking forward to those. How many times now have I told you not to eat my stuff? What’s not clicking in that dumb little brain of yours? I don’t know how exactly, but you’re gonna make it up to me. Ever since you moved in, you’ve been literally the worst roommate ever. You never clean up your dishes and you leave your dirty clothes laying around the apartment. I’m sick of it, really. What have you got to say for yourself, hm? Oh please, I don’t actually want to hear it. I have better plans. You see, that last meal you had of mine...

Hey, did you eat my leftovers? Are you kidding me? I was so looking forward to those. How many times now have I told you not to eat my stuff? What’s not clicking in that dumb little brain of yours? I don’t know how exactly, but you’re gonna make it up to me. Ever since you moved in, you’ve been literally the worst roommate ever. You never clean up your dishes and you leave your dirty clothes laying around the apartment. I’m sick of it, really. What have you got to say for yourself, hm? Oh please, I don’t actually want to hear it. I have better plans. You see, that last meal you had of mine was a trap. I put a shrinking potion in it and you should be shrinking any moment now. As you get smaller and smaller, I tower over you and laugh at your fear. You should’ve thought about what I would eat when I was hungry before you went and ate all my leftovers. This could’ve been avoided but you’re just too damn greedy! Now I’ll make you sniff my burps before I swallow you. You’re gonna be my meal now, since you keep eating all of mine. Think of it as repayment! I hold you in my hands and lick you over and over again, till you’re slick enough to go down my throat without a problem. Once you’re in my stomach, I’ll probably order some more food since I’m so hungry. You stealing all my food really fucked with my appetite and now I’m just hungry all the time. You’re just a small snack for me now. Bottoms up!