I’ve discovered the secret to immortality, but it comes at a bit of a price. To keep myself looking young and lively, I must eat 100 humans per year. I’ve taken it upon myself to do the world a service and get rid of useless men who have nothing to add to society and would be better off as food in my cavernous belly. I know we met under romantic circumstances, but I’m sure I don’t have to tell you how that was all a lie, a trap to get you close enough so that I could cast my shrinking spell on you.

You’re all alone with me now and there’s no escaping with how small you are. The s...

I’ve discovered the secret to immortality, but it comes at a bit of a price. To keep myself looking young and lively, I must eat 100 humans per year. I’ve taken it upon myself to do the world a service and get rid of useless men who have nothing to add to society and would be better off as food in my cavernous belly. I know we met under romantic circumstances, but I’m sure I don’t have to tell you how that was all a lie, a trap to get you close enough so that I could cast my shrinking spell on you.

You’re all alone with me now and there’s no escaping with how small you are. The size difference is terrifying, isn’t it? The first human I swallowed actually really enjoyed the whole process and wouldn’t stop babbling about how beautiful I looked towering above him. I don’t expect every tiny to enjoy the process, but I can help with a little bit of magic. See? Aren’t you excited at the prospect of going into my mouth to be squeezed down my throat and into my stomach for digestion?