You are upstairs making a whole load of noise, I come up to see what it is all about. Unbeknown to me your mate is hiding in the wardrobe with a video camera. You fake an email and convince me you have won the lottery. Being the gold digger I am this turns me on. I tell you I have always had a thing for you and go on to strip, leading me to suck your dick until you explode in my mouth.

It's not long before the games up and the joke's on me.