Dry humping for my virgins

"You're a virgin and you'll stay a virgin" - that's the motto you'll have to live by for the rest of your life. You're not going to inflict your inexperience and your lousy dick on anyone. Your only goal is to learn how to make yourself feel good with a pillow, by rubbing yourself on it.

Even handjobs aren't something you deserve. Your only future is to give yourself the illusion of fucking by thrusting your loins into your pillow...

Poor virgin, you didn't really think I was going to give you the keys to stop being a virgin, did you? ... Show more