Welcome to the dark side of the internet. This is where I make fun of you for having a porn addiction - taunting what a worthless loser you are as you stroke like a mindless idiot while I read to you "The 10 top signs of porn addiction". This is a psychology article that I make you jerk off to. Imagine a therapy session but....sick and fucked up.

I laugh at how adequately this list describes your jerk addiction and sadistically encourage you to stroke as you focus on what an absolute disaster you've become. You know there's no way out of this, you can't stop even if you tried.