*Roleplay: I'm your ex girlfriend and I've come over to pick up some of my things, one of which being a tablet. I check it and find toilet fetish porn*

It's no wonder you ended up single again, I guess I have a knack to smelling a toilet-loving pervert. I can't believe I'm JUST finding out about that - gross - were you secretly fantasizing about consuming everything from my asshole while we were dating?

Well, you weren't a very good boyfriend, but you might make a pretty good toilet. What a better way to deal with a breakup than by pushing it all down my ex-boyfriends thro... Show more