Hi honey, we need to talk about something - I'm so frustrated with our sex life. It's to the point that you can NEVER get your cock hard enough to fuck me. After doing some research online, I'm pretty sure I have an idea as to why you're failing to please me in the bedroom... I mean, it's just that I'm so fucking over it and clearly you aren't even a real man anymore if you can't get it up for me. It only leads me to this question because, well, it's the ONLY explanation for why you dont wanna fuck pussy anymore. So.. here it is...

Are you... gay?!