Hi honey, I just got home from a long adventure where I explored some of the most hidden caves and mysterious tombs. While I was down in one particular tomb, I found this phallic shaped object which I was able to retrieve and bring home with me. Take a look!

The ancient tale says that this artifact held a lot of strange powers, such as the power of homoerotic fantasies - oh.... Are you okay? Wow, it seems like this thing really does work and it's turning you into a total fucking faggot for cock!