You have such a small dick that I'm enacting a new law - All men with little dicks MUST PAY! This is a new tax to keep beta men like you in line - it's a way of repenting for having such a worthless, gross cock. In fact, not only must you pay a consistent tax, but you must also accept a total sexless life.

The only sex you get is stroking your tiny dick while I humiliate you and collect your small dick tax.