The world is changing and things have been really unstable and unpredictable - which is exactly why we stocked up on food, but it doesn't seem like we're going to have enough for the two of us. If we're going to survive out here then we're going to have to get creative.

I have just the perfect idea... I'll continue to eat the delicious foods we've worked so hard to stock up on and you can just eat my... leftovers. No, I don't mean that I'm going to leave some food on the plate, I mean that I'm going to make you my human toilet! It's genius - I'll live comfortably and happy while yo... Show more