I take my bathroom time very seriously and I HATE when you bother me while I'm in here. It's been happening too often and I've lost my patience. I'm going to take back my peaceful trips to the toilet even if it means making you do something SUPER humiliating to get you to stop.

See this toilet paper right here? I'm not going to need this anymore. Instead of toilet paper to wipe my dirty ass, I'll be using your tongue and making you lick my butthole clean. Maybe now you'll learn your lesson not to intrude on My personal time.