You're last in the locker room; just like you are in everything. Just when you think you're safe, a girl comes in expecting to find the fit basketball captain only to find your doughy pale ass instead. It's more humiliating than all the times girls laughed at you for being pathetic, except even harder using a black stud to really hammer it in (from multiple positions). And that's what girls really want. WELCOME TO SCHOOL, LOSER!