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You’ve been aimlessly failing at life for too long, but now there’s a service to fix your problem... PERMANENTLY! Now we will remove the issue for you when you voluntarily apply at one of our facilities. It’s worth mentioning that the issue is YOU. Of course, nothing is ever what it seems, and you may get something much different than what you signed up for. Either way, get ready to slip away to thick creampies, thicker BBC, and a taunting humiliation that will have you begging Lucy to finish you off - for GOOD.