*no closed captions* Are you sure you want to know the 10 reasons youd never get laid? I'm sure you could guess most of these. reason number one... YOURE A FUCKING LOSER! you know losers dont get pussy. you dont know how to talk to girls. Number two, youre ugly, youre unnattractive. people look at you and think they should cross the street to avoid crossing paths with you. boys like you will never find romantic happiness or pussy for so many reasons. you and your penis are pathetic & no women wants any part of it. you are more boring than a brick wall. no one is going to be slipping their ... Show more