Taking a nice, big dump is probably one of my most favourite thing to do when I wake up. I feel so relaxed on the toilet, expecially when I do not have anything to do and I can play for hours with my phone.
As everyday, I sit on the toilet and I am ready to drop some hot brownies when... an incoming call. Who could it be? Oh my gosh, that number is from that guy for the job interview! Are you fucking kidding me, right? Right...?
I've waited for his call since weeks and now he is calling me in this delicate moment! But I need that job. I have to answer the phone even if I know that I... Show more