I want to be chubby but also live long enough to eat all the foods that exist on earth, so it's important to do some gymnastics every day! I feel particularly motivated today, so after warming up my muscles, I call a personal trainer friend of mine to help me with my sit-ups. Needless to say, I am so clumsy that I can't even lift my back off the ground, my face immediately turns red and contracted in a grimace of fatigue and embarrassment. He tries to motivate me by giving me slaps on my fat rolls, but it's definitely not the right way. I just want to stop and eat some pizza. Leave me alone... Show more