I am totally unable to make a good coffee. I usually let someone else prepare it, but this morning I am alone at home and I absolutely need my caffeine dose to wake up. I drink my coffee and... then I run into the bathroom!
I caused a diarrhea attack to myself! I cannot believe that. I am so clumsy. Once done, I wash my butt in the bidet and let you admire my clean and fragrant little hole.