I'm doing my best to protect our planet: recycling, using less plastic, eating less meat.. but from today I want to reduce everything unnecessary, like toilet paper.
I know what you're thinking: toilet paper is not superfluous!

But in reality it is, when there is someone ready to replace it: you .

From now on you will live in my bathroom and your job will be to clean my sacred holes after every trip I take to the toilet. When you're ready, you'll level up and I'll stop using the toilet for the rest of my entire life, because your mouth will be my complete toilet. You w...

I'm doing my best to protect our planet: recycling, using less plastic, eating less meat.. but from today I want to reduce everything unnecessary, like toilet paper.
I know what you're thinking: toilet paper is not superfluous!

But in reality it is, when there is someone ready to replace it: you .

From now on you will live in my bathroom and your job will be to clean my sacred holes after every trip I take to the toilet. When you're ready, you'll level up and I'll stop using the toilet for the rest of my entire life, because your mouth will be my complete toilet. You will always be ready to accept all my wastes: my pee, my brownies, my diarrhea, my menstruation.. all of my wastes will be your only nourishment.