I call you to the bathroom because I want to talk to you while I am still shaken in front of the scale.
You've spent the last few months proposing all kinds of junk food to me every day, filling my kitchen and pantry with chocolate and chips... and today you're inviting me to a pool party.

This is all your plan, isn't it? You think I haven't noticed how you look at me when I eat? The ravenous look you get when you see me near food... since we've been dating I've gained 20 pounds and I know it's not stress: it was you, wasn't it?

Look what you've done to me. I'm a beach... Show more