So this is your girlfriend.. oh my goodness, she's tiny! so skinny and small and fragile.. I can see her bones, ew!
Yet I know you prefer plump, curvy girls like me. Do you want to see me get rid of a skinny opponent? It's very simple:
I squash her with my fat belly, trap her between my fat rolls and eat her via my deep belly button.
Don't ever try to pick a skinny girl over me again!