We are both fat and that might lead you to think we are similar. Nothing could be more wrong. While I am a goddess of abundance and prosperity, you are and will forever be a useless sweaty ball of lard. You know you deserve every single insult that comes out of my mouth.. and more than anything, you know you deserve the treatment I have in store for you: making you a human whale incapable of getting out of bed even to go pee (you can use an empty bottle.. try not to gobble that up too, ew).. pathetic.