We are both fat and that might lead you to think we are similar. Nothing could be more wrong. While I am a goddess of abundance and prosperity, you are and will forever be a useless sweaty ball of lard. You know you deserve every single insult that comes out of my mouth.. and more than anything, you know you deserve the treatment I have in store for you: making you a human whale incapable of getting out of bed even to go pee (you can use an empty bottle.. try not to gobble that up too, ew).. pathetic.

We are both fat and that might lead you to think we are similar. Nothing could be more wrong. While I am a goddess of abundance and prosperity, you are and will forever be a useless sweaty ball of lard. You know you deserve every single insult that comes out of my mouth.. and more than anything, you know you deserve the treatment I have in store for you: making you a human whale incapable of getting out of bed even to go pee (you can use an empty bottle.. try not to gobble that up too, ew).. pathetic.