I hate these useless gossip magazines. I found one at home and decided to browse it anyway while I'm sitting on the toilet dropping my brown cookies. What a useless waste of paper! Surely I know how to find a suitable use for this terrible magazine: I will use it to wipe my ass after using the toilet!

I hate these useless gossip magazines. I found one at home and decided to browse it anyway while I'm sitting on the toilet dropping my brown cookies. What a useless waste of paper! Surely I know how to find a suitable use for this terrible magazine: I will use it to wipe my ass after using the toilet!