I've been watching you all afternoon pump up this giant inflatable donut... and now it's my turn!
Don't ask me silly questions, of course the tube is stuck up my butt. I want you to start pressing the pump with your foot and slowly make my belly inflate. I want to be so inflated that I will float in the pool. You can hold on to me if you are afraid of water!

Once the inflating operation is over, I feel more beautiful than ever. But... what is that sound of air escaping? Oh dear, I'm deflating! I stick my finger in my belly button: there's a leak!
Now we have to start all ov... Show more