My shorts are so thight.. should I start wearing something more suitable to my size?
Of course not. And I know that you don't want it either.
You are mesmerized by my muffin top.. I know how much you love looking at my muffin top. These shorts are so tight that my belly creates an apron of fat that almost covers the button. Admire me, love me and adore me. I want to guide you to the peak of your pleasure where you pour your hot, sticky cream on my muffin top.