I just got back from a very nice restaurant where I experienced the worst humiliation of my life since I've been fat.
The button on my pants exploded as I was paying the bill. The noise it made as it fell off was similar to a coin and all the waiters got down on their knees to look for it for me...not knowing that what they were looking for was the button that had just popped off of me.
I am visibly shocked at the humiliation I just received.
??????? No one said anything, but I could feel everyone's stares on me as the best looking waiter (obviously) handed me my pathetic butto... Show more