"You've been a very very bad boy, do you know that?
The rules of our school are very strength. We use a physical method for the re-education of our students. In particular, the ruler beating, is one of the most appreciated method by our teacher.. and by me, of course.
So.. now show me your hands and tell me how sorry you are."

You are a clever boy. Now, you really should kiss and lick my feet. This will be our little secret that at the end of the school's year will guarantee to you a great A+.