The cost of living has become so high that even ordering take-out food has become prohibitive.
A simple ham sandwich costs me $20, can you believe it! That's all I can afford, but I'll never satiate my appetite that way...

That's why I've decided to start using delivery guys as appetizers , and today it's your turn. I make you sit on my couch by serving you an altered drink that in seconds leaves you unable to move, I undress you and move you to my bed... and after explaining what is going to happen, I devour you.

Once I'm done swallowing you, my belly is bloated and ...

The cost of living has become so high that even ordering take-out food has become prohibitive.
A simple ham sandwich costs me $20, can you believe it! That's all I can afford, but I'll never satiate my appetite that way...

That's why I've decided to start using delivery guys as appetizers , and today it's your turn. I make you sit on my couch by serving you an altered drink that in seconds leaves you unable to move, I undress you and move you to my bed... and after explaining what is going to happen, I devour you.

Once I'm done swallowing you, my belly is bloated and tense, and pervaded by gasps... are you kicking, in there?
I ate so fast I got hiccups, damn it. And I also forgot to take off your socks, which I spit out shortly after, feeling slightly better.

You've been a wonderful appetizer, but I'm still hungry, so I devour my ham sandwich as well, deciding later that it's not enough and that maybe it's time to order more food... with two or three other delivery guys, of course.