I am watching "The Naked G", a very famous comedy movie from the nineties. There is a particular scene that I am pretty sure you know very well: the water pump fight! I comment the entire scene, talking about what it's happening and how the water pressure is making the bad guy literally explode!

Once the film is finished, I start to feel weird. My belly is starting to be pervaded by painful cramps and the sound of running water starts to be heard in my room: this is impossible, right?
And it's also impossible that my belly is slowly becoming a giant balloon just like in the mov...

I am watching "The Naked G", a very famous comedy movie from the nineties. There is a particular scene that I am pretty sure you know very well: the water pump fight! I comment the entire scene, talking about what it's happening and how the water pressure is making the bad guy literally explode!

Once the film is finished, I start to feel weird. My belly is starting to be pervaded by painful cramps and the sound of running water starts to be heard in my room: this is impossible, right?
And it's also impossible that my belly is slowly becoming a giant balloon just like in the movie.. right? This can't be real! Step-Mom?! Someone can hear me?! Something strange is happening to my body! The water is flowing inside of me from nowhere and my tummy is gurgling and growing more and more! I feel like I am going to burs-

an explosion fills the room.

Then.. I open my eyes, the movie still on my laptop. I close it quickly: I had enough of this movie.. I had enough of inflatable nightmares.