Hey, it was really nice of you to let me use your bathroom to take a shower before going to work!
My boiler exploded and they're demolishing my bathroom to fix everything, apparently from the noises coming from upstairs... luckily we live in the same building! We are friends since ages, so I don't feel embarrassed if you want to use the bathroom while I finish drying myself. And you don't have to feel any either, silly!
It's like I'm wearing a swimsuit at the beach after all.
As I rub lotion on my belly, I tell you about the place where I've been working for a year, how my eatin...

Hey, it was really nice of you to let me use your bathroom to take a shower before going to work!
My boiler exploded and they're demolishing my bathroom to fix everything, apparently from the noises coming from upstairs... luckily we live in the same building! We are friends since ages, so I don't feel embarrassed if you want to use the bathroom while I finish drying myself. And you don't have to feel any either, silly!
It's like I'm wearing a swimsuit at the beach after all.
As I rub lotion on my belly, I tell you about the place where I've been working for a year, how my eating habits have changed since then, my weekly dinners with my coworkers, and how those have changed my body, too!
Look what a chubby little belly I've gotten... incredible, I used to be so skinny!
Do you remember? Do you prefer me now?
Ahah, you are so cute. I'm lucky to have a friend like you... can I use your shower tomorrow too? These renovations will last a very long time!