Growing up I was fat. Not as huge as I am now, though, but still fat. Join me as I spill all my secrets, from having to bulk hid my own snacks to begging schoolmates for some tasty treats that I was oh so deprived of. I might have even *gasp* stole money to buy some greasy fast food on my own! Being deprived of good fatty snacks really contributed to my fatness in the now, come hear all about it as I stuff my face with all the snacks I always wanted!