Christmas is a time to show your love to the ones you care about the most with gifts. So it only stands to reason that you would show Me your love and adoration by giving Me your cold, hard ca$h this holiday. You know there's no other way you can satisfy Me. You either pay up or you don't exist to Me. I give you instructions on how you can pinch pennies this Christmas to make sure you have an adequate amount to give Me, and I enlighten you about which dollar amounts are acceptable or preferred. Get ready to let down your friends and family this Christmas... but it's all worth it to make Goddes...
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Christmas is a time to show your love to the ones you care about the most with gifts. So it only stands to reason that you would show Me your love and adoration by giving Me your cold, hard ca$h this holiday. You know there's no other way you can satisfy Me. You either pay up or you don't exist to Me. I give you instructions on how you can pinch pennies this Christmas to make sure you have an adequate amount to give Me, and I enlighten you about which dollar amounts are acceptable or preferred. Get ready to let down your friends and family this Christmas... but it's all worth it to make Goddes...