You’re such a lucky bitch, I’m letting you take Me out on a shopping date! I’m in the mood to blow beta cash so let’s go, loser. You’re going to take Me to lots of high-end designer stores as well as a stroll around the mall to get whatever I want. All on your dime, of course! This is the only way you could be seen in public with Me. But I don’t want anyone to get the wrong idea, so I’ll lead you around on a leash and collar. This hilarious display of public humiliation will amuse Me and ensure that you feel utterly disgraced. Meanwhile I’ll be buying clothes, lingerie, makeup, sh... Show more