This Saturday I thought about the best balloon to have sex with. Really hard to choose. Giant zeppelins are perfect for diving into them, small balloons are tight, medium ones are great for bouncing on them till they burst... And the shaped ones are the thing indeed. Like that red Elephant that I picked for that time. So loooong, really long, I could wrap myself into it. Curvy - I could change many positions on it and all of them were cool. And strong. I blew it so big and tight from "trunk" to neck before it finally bursted under me. Yeah...shaped loons have my vote for sure.

This Saturday I thought about the best balloon to have sex with. Really hard to choose. Giant zeppelins are perfect for diving into them, small balloons are tight, medium ones are great for bouncing on them till they burst... And the shaped ones are the thing indeed. Like that red Elephant that I picked for that time. So loooong, really long, I could wrap myself into it. Curvy - I could change many positions on it and all of them were cool. And strong. I blew it so big and tight from "trunk" to neck before it finally bursted under me. Yeah...shaped loons have my vote for sure.