You can't help how much you goon. It's your favorite part of the day. You really are a helpless loser gooner huh? How cute! Don't worry, I like you just the way you are. Constantly gooning, absolutely ruining yourself... No, no, don't be resistant! Let me help you accept your place with some extra special encouragement. You're meant to be a happy loser gooner forever!

You can't help how much you goon. It's your favorite part of the day. You really are a helpless loser gooner huh? How cute! Don't worry, I like you just the way you are. Constantly gooning, absolutely ruining yourself... No, no, don't be resistant! Let me help you accept your place with some extra special encouragement. You're meant to be a happy loser gooner forever!