I know you losers have been waiting for this one... You just can’t resist me can you? My dazzling smile and cruel laughter is all you want. Even when you resist you can’t help but be turned on when I point and laugh at how big of a loser you are. It’s natural to resist at first, but I think after some special loser mantras and programming you’ll rest easier into your place. You’ll be much happier once you accept who you are. Say the mantra every day... Headphones are recommended for the best experience.