You're telling me that not only are you a loser but you're a VIRGIN too?! That's hilarious! How could I not point and laugh at you and make fun of you? Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that you're a virgin loser. In fact, I think you should be a virgin loser for LIFE! I know you'll be so much happier if you accept your future, and I'm happy to help you accept what you are... Loser today, loser tomorrow, loser forever! For those of you who loved "Loser Acceptance Reprogramming"