You can't help but sit there quietly & drool as I take selfies & ignore you.

However, even when you sit there silently, each & every time I see your reflection in My phone it annoys Me. How can someone be so pathetic & annoying?

The only reason I'm allowing you to sit there quietly down on your knees & watch Me is because you're PAYING Me! Otherwise, a girl as hot as Me, who's so out of your league would never give you any ounce of attention!