You're My live in slave & you're waiting eagerly on the floor like the good pet you are.

I just came back from an intense hike & My feet are really sweaty! I take off My sweaty shoes & then I throw My sweaty socks at you to keep you busy while I prepare dinner.

What's for dinner you ask? For dinner tonight, you get your favorite treat. My foot shavings! & Not only do you get to taste it at the end, you get to watch Me prepare it as you salivate there, on the floor, waiting eagerly for a taste!