I'm sitting down at your home when your wife walks in. Don't worry, I explained everything so that you don't have to. Not like you want to see her ever again anyway. She needs to know that you're done with her and that nothing belongs to her anymore. It's all MINE! The house, the car, the cash. I'm moving in while she's moving out and it's time for her to accept it.

Listen in on our conversation. ;). As you watch this you'll be so grateful she's gone, now you no longer have to sneak away to jerk to My Sexy Perfection!