It shouldn't be so easy to infiltrate your "happy home" yet here we are. Every time I even breathe, you're ready to get on your knees and disregard your poor relationship. Are you secretly stroking right now? Is she resting while you open that wallet for Me? I bet this shiny slingshot bikini is making your brain melt out of your ears.

The best orgasms are the ones you're not supposed to have, so stroke away little drone.