Every year you set yourself up for failure by making resolutions that we all know will never happen. It's a pathetic tradition that needs to end already. Instead of promising to eat healthier, go to the gym, stop your bad habits, blah blah blah.. pledge loyalty to Me.

Make your resolution about deepening your Femdom addiction. Earn more money just to spend it all on this ass, that's what will really make your life worth living.