note: filming this again shortly, frame rate needs correcting. Buy it now if you don't care. If this note is GONE, I fixed it.

My size 10 feet are freshly pedicured, your ONLY job, you simple piece of furniture, is to morph into my footstool while I drink my coffee and do some work. Move? Ha, don't move. Furniture stays STILL. If I write something I don't like I'm just going to throw the balled up paper right in your useless face. At least your good for SOMETHING... unless you drop my pretty, soft feet. You better not.

I just woke up and my stool doesn't deserve the time ... Show more