Money... I mean Macy Mondays are your favorite day. It’s the only day that you don’t have to drag yourself out of the bed. You wake up today because. Mondays! Mondays are for Macy! She wants you to wake up with your.... Wallet out. All your hard-earned money goes to Macy on this day every week. You’ll never be worthy of Macy but your money sure is. I bet you jerk off to me before work. That’s why you’re here on Monday.