I am desperately trying to get into my house before my bladder explodes. I just returned home from a trip and you, the nosy neighbor tries to talk to me while I struggle with my bags. I can hardly contain myself as I furiously look for my keys in my bags. I am really trying to hold it all in! You begin talking and then, right there in my public walkway my bladder gives way and a river of piss comes gushing out completely soaking my grey yoga pants. I am so embarrassed and what would you know – my keys were within arm’s reach the whole time!