I have been shrinking all the pathetic men that think they’re in my league. As if! Right? You watch as I uses my perfect teeth and soft lips to torment them. I trash talks each one of them for their corny pick up lines, their awful narcissistic egos, and then devour them. Feeling their helpless wriggles down my esophagus into my stomach, it brings me such joy since I am sparing other women from dealing with these dweebs.