Good afternoon, and how can I help you?
You came in to ask for a raise? Didn't I just give you one last quarter? Hmmmm....
So you want an answer right now? That seems a bit like bullying... Bullying the boss?
Well, my dear, I can bully right back!
I walk around all day in these boots... I walk around in super thick socks. All day. Every day.
What does this have to do with your raise?
Well, you're going to do a little something for me and it's positively embarassing!
Are you ready?
Let me unzip a boot, reveal my dirty, sweaty slouch socks! And you want a raise... Show more