Hey! Glad to see you back from the gym... So who's Rachel?? Hmmm?

Yeah, I get it... Well, I wanted to see if I was wrong about your little escapades and decided not to shave until you paid attention to me.
And now, here we are. 6 weeks later and I'm hairy as hell! And as a consolation prize for this break up and you being a jerk, I'm going to rub my hairy, stinky pits all over you!